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whoreascoped:

Reblog this with your penis

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cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

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gnarly:

looking through old messages of someone who you used to be really close with but dont talk to anymore

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

frozen-astrid:

is this frozen?

Don’t let them in 

Don’t let them see

Be the old man you always have to be

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sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

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chileanweas:

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

holy shit

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spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

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